for silly thoughts

posting is a little slow these days but i leave you with something i found on a magazine today.

why computers are like women:

1. no one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. the native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. even your smallest of mistakes is stored as long-term memory for future retrieval.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you end up spending half of your salary on its accessories.

why computers are like men:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that you could have had a better model if you had waited a little longer.

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I guess men and women both have their gripes about one another 😉

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